I am *The* Justin of Japan!

Seems like I am making a little bit of a name for myself on the net. I have some statistics on how the outside world if finding this webpage through the search engines.

Do a search for funny statistics in life and I come out at 4th on Google.
Do a search for funny exponent problems and I come out at 4th again.
Search for student tazed on Google and I come out on top!
Finally, search for Justin Japan and guess what? I dominate at the top of Google.

Yep yep yep. Not too shabby.

Update:

Looks like I beat Justin Timberlake too!